Oh those poor unhappy hipsters.  They live in their modern homes full of clean lines and absent of clutter.  But can Eames chairs and a Le Corbusier chaise longue truly bring happiness to a hipster’s heart?

Even with his back to the bordello lampshade, he felt dirty inside

Have you ever read Dwell magazine?  While the oh-so-modern homes can be quite beautiful, the awkwardly posed people in them end up looking lonely and isolated.  At the Unhappy Hipster website the photos are given captions to express their owners’ hip unhappiness and to add to our amusement.

Even the soothing sway of the hammock couldn’t relax her; someone was watching.