So, you’ve read all the Twilight books.  You religiously watch all the episodes of True Blood.  And it might be that vampires make the perfect boyfriend (they’re so moody and romantic, plus they’ve had hundreds of years to perfect their skills in the boudoir), or maybe that’s just what the vampires want us to think.  Best to be prepared, just in case, doncha think?  Why not buy yourself a vampire hunting kit?  Just to be on the safe side.  A modern girl is responsible for her own protection, after all.


This nifty 200-year-old vampire killing kit was recently sold at an auction in Natchez, Mississippi.  It only cost $14,850.  A steal at twice the price!

From Neatorama