November 2008


hellokitty_beaujolaisnouveau

Hello Kitty wine, now I’ve seen everything.  I knew there was a reason why I liked that cat.

I want this. Please? Pretty please?

medium_joan111908

Paper Dolls.  Of Joan Holloway from Mad Men.  With different pretty dresses.  You want one too, don’t you? Buy it here.

“Men seldom make passes
At (Bookworms) who wear glasses.”

2707_smart_worm_reading_a_book

I don’t know why.  I think Bookworms who wear glasses are pretty cute.  Don’t you?

Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova has no belly button.

vic

bikini

That proves it.  Super models are not human, they are either aliens or robots.  I vote for robot.

“I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be a darling at it.”

BOOKS DOROTHY PARKER

Ughh, I’m such a geek. I really, really, really want this. Don’t judge, okay. Well, go ahead, judge if you must.

darthtoast

Only $55.00. Buy it here.

So, you’ve read all the Twilight books.  You religiously watch all the episodes of True Blood.  And it might be that vampires make the perfect boyfriend (they’re so moody and romantic, plus they’ve had hundreds of years to perfect their skills in the boudoir), or maybe that’s just what the vampires want us to think.  Best to be prepared, just in case, doncha think?  Why not buy yourself a vampire hunting kit?  Just to be on the safe side.  A modern girl is responsible for her own protection, after all.

446vampirekit

This nifty 200-year-old vampire killing kit was recently sold at an auction in Natchez, Mississippi.  It only cost $14,850.  A steal at twice the price!

From Neatorama